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Today in Heritage History, 
March 6, 1899, “Aspirin” is patented by Felix Hoffman. In a cruel twist of historical fate, his wife of 30 years was found dead the following week. According to forensic investigators, an autopsy showed approximately 10,000 mg. of aspirin in her body. Hoffman confessed to secretly putting his new product in everything Mrs. Hoffman consumed. He said that after a thirteen year hiatus from sex as a result of “not-tonight-honey-I-have-a-headache” excuses, he had just “had enough”. Ironically, Mrs. Hoffman “bled-out” after only a minor scratch to her head from the bedroom headboard.
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OMG! Seriously….WOW!! The things one learns every day….then again 13 years is a long, long time….(just kidding!!) lol
A,m pretty damned sure I can get off on two manslaughter charges (well, two prior marriages) with this defense alone.
PKC you ARE my hero. BTW have you passed the bar yet?
Hey Miss R..missed you. Did you take your week end yet and did it surpass your wildest expectations?
Honey, sometimes I feel like a nut.
and sometimes I have to hide in the shell 😉
Didn’t look at my emails for almost 3 days. Now at 400+ unopened pieces.
Too stressful (for further (horrific yet embarrassing details email YoYo-Dyne privately).
Got a delete button?
Missed so many great posts.
Oh the guilt guilt guilt!
Wickedness: Oh I so wish it was Soo much more. no straps, floggers, or Hugs and kisses-oh never mind.
kisses and hugs my genius 😉
ps DO NOT reveal that my cold dark heart is beating below…