Today in Heritage History, March 20, 1996, a spokeswoman for the government of the United Kingdom finally admits (after months of denial), that humans can in fact catch CJD (Mad Cow Disease). She went on to say that while the government was finally trying to “set the record straight” about government lies, she also wanted to say that; it was true that Margaret Thatcher was really just an ugly man dressed in womans clothing, that despite photo ops to the contrary Tony Blair really thought George W. Bush was a moron and a pinhead, and that Winston Churchill did on occasion like to dress-up in Mrs. Churchill’s clothes while smoking a cigar, and flitting around the room dancing and singing, “I’m So Pretty”.