Today in Hehwatige Histowey, Apwil 25, 1989, I was awested whwow dwag wacing and got a speeding ticket in Awbany,New York. I knew I was scwooed when duh awwesting officer asked for my wicence and wegistwation. He appawentwe didn’t notice I was a wittle dwunk too. I was supwised, he was a weal pwick ad was wucky I didn’t bite his ewah off.-Wove- Mikey Tyson