Today in Heritage History, April 26, 1467, locals report sightings of the “miraculous image” of Our Lady of Good Counsel appearing to them in the village of Genazzano, Italy. Those who reportedly saw the apparition all shared the same story of predictions made by the Blessed Virgin,that;

Catholics would start a “second” collection every Sunday, even if they had to make up shit about why they were doing it. There would come a time when nobody would ever admit to being an Altar Boy (especially a Head Altar Boy). And, that Catholics would eventually have to rent-out the Sistine Chapel for week-end Bar mitzvah’s to pay its (Jewish) Attorney’s and legal bills.