Today in Heritage History, June 21, 1974, a group of Astrophysicists sends the very first message from earth, to possible extraterrestials*. The message said, “Turn-back, unless you want to end up gardening for this lard-ass…or bring percoset..up to you”.

* When asked about the possibility of extraterrestials on the campaign trail in 2008, Sarah Palin responded that she was very “surprised”. She said that she wasn’t aware that we had, “any terrestials, let alone extras”.